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    Funny Stories

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    IT’S THE BUTCHER! An old woman was lonely. She decided to get a pet. She didn’t have much money so she went to a second hand pet shop. She saw many animals: a three legged cat‚ a dog without a tail‚ fish that could only swim backwards and a beautiful bird that could only say one thing‚ “Who is it?”. She decided to buy the bird. She bought a cage for her bird and went home. She put the bird by the door and went downtown to do some shopping. While she was gone‚ a man knocked on the door

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    MATH QUARTER PROJECT BIRTHDAY PROBLEM The birthday problem can be formulated as follows: In a class there are n students. What is the probability that at least two students were born on the same day of the year? For simplify the math‚ without changing the result significantly‚ let’s assume that year is always 365 days long (no February 29 birthdays) and let’s assume that a person has an equal chance of being born on any day of the year‚ although some birthday may be slightly more likely

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    rather than another.” (Blithe 2009) Humour has become a mainstay of advertising campaigns and has proven to be one of the most effective methods ever devised for selling products and creating a positive brand image (Clayton n.d.). That is because Funny advertisements are a way to make sure they provide something different to the eyes of customers to stand out in the crowd of products of services (SloDive n.d.). Advertising is defined as a paid insertion of a message in a medium‚ and it is probably

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    Types of Speeches “There are always three speeches for every one you actually gave: the one you practiced‚ the one you gave‚ and the one you wish you gave.” - Dale Carnegie‚ Writer and lecturer Public speech comes in dozens of forms. From the motivational to the ceremonial‚ the christening to the eulogy‚ the rehearsed best man to the impromptu – the chances are good that in your lifetime‚ you will experience just about every genre of public speaking. We will explore a variety of speeches styles

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    The Birthday Party

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    The Birthday Party I was finally turning thirteen years old and had an upcoming birthday party. I didn’t get very many presents and not very many people came. I didn’t get many presents because most of the people who came only gave me money and cards. I got one hundred dollars from my mother and with it I bought a Ripstik Caster Board and a Pandigital Novel 7” Android Tablet. Ever since I bought the Ripstik‚ I’ve ridden it every single day for P.E. I can do stunts with it like a front spin.

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    Funny Memory

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    Funny Memory New Year is coming; many of my friends have made a plan of where to go and what to do. Some go to Taipei attending the countdown party nearby Taipei 101. Some go home to enjoy the delight wither their family‚ and so do I. It seems that everywhere is full of joyful atmosphere. However‚ I got a bad news recently that my mother told my father’s company asked him to be on a business trip to Indonesia for three weeks. I think it is pity that I cannot share the happiness of the New Year with

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    Persuasive Speeches

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    Johnson Speech Bailey April 12‚ 2005 Persuasive Speeches When starting to think about what I am going to do for my persuasive speech I tried to think of a topic that I am going to be able to learn something from and also a topic that I already know something about. I was thinking of doing a speech on legalizing marijuana but I feel that a lot of people do speeches on this so I wanted to think of a new topic. I really have not thought about what I am going

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    Birthday Messages

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    special birthday sms ------------------------------------------------- posted in Birthday SMS ------------------------------------------------- Your way happy birthday I’m so blessed 2 have a friend like u This comes with many Loving thoughts & warm wishes I send 2 u‚ May ur day be filled with laughter On this ur special day & may the finest things In life always come Ur way happy birthday! ------------------------------------------------- posted in Birthday SMS -------------------------------------------------

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    Happy Birthday

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    Happy Birthday to you is a song sung on birthdays. "Happy Birthday to You"‚ also known more simply as "Happy Birthday"‚ is a song that is traditionally sung to celebrate the anniversary of a person ’s birth. According to the 1998 Guinness Book of World Records‚ "Happy Birthday to You" is the most recognized song in the English language‚ followed by "For He ’s a Jolly Good Fellow". The song ’s base lyrics have been translated into at least 18 languages.[1]‚ p. 17 The melody of "Happy Birthday to You"

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    My Birthday

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    Take “A Birthday” by Christina Rossetti. By close reference to the text‚ show how the persona’s mood is indicated through the opulence of the images chosen In the first stanza‚ Christina Rossetti creates a mood of happiness and love. She describes her heart as “a singing bird” and this is forms an image of simple‚ natural joy. She moves on to say that the bird is in a nest which is a safe‚ warm place. The nest is in “watered shoot” which suggest development and growth. The connection between the

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